Today there were two memorable events that occurred:
1) My art teacher, Jennifer Smith, asked me to edit at least 10 photos that I had already edited before. It was not the request that ticked me off, it was her bitchy, "do it because I'm better" tone.
You need to get that baby out of you, like right now. Seriously, you're pissing everybody off.
2) I gave a blow job to this guy I'm seeing/talking to/dating/hooking up with. Apparently I was pretty good considering he came in a couple of minutes. I always thought it would be difficult giving a blow job, but it's not (I just need to get rid of my gag reflex so i can deep throat). Also, cum tastes a bit salty.
